white people, if you ever find yourself about to say “maybe no actors of color were talented enough for the role”, close your damn mouth and go sit in the corner for 30 minutes
This, every time.
white people be like ‘stop making fun of us for not having lips and eating boring food’
POC be like ‘stop murdering us’
I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute
Well I hope you fucking win because this is a win!
If you’ve ever been to a pitchfest or in a networking situation, then you know it can be really difficult to describe what you’re working on, especially under pressure. Script editor, novelist and author of WRITING AND SELLING THRILLER SCREENPLAYS (Kamera Books) breaks down 5 tips for when you’re pitching, querying and networking, especially face to face but also online. This post includes a model pitch.
Hear me out here: Idris Elba as Batman
Im all for girls drawing and writing self indulgent bullshit, especially considering about 97% of the media around today is just men writing and drawing self indulgent bullshit
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
the gay agenda
or as i call it
#40. Do not have more than two redheaded characters or people will think you’re up to something. #66. Time your writing schedule to coincide with the different phases of the moon. #75. Write as if you’ve been possessed by a demon but like a nice demon. #79. Never kill a dog in your book. The dogs will know. #101. Write to displease whatever god you believe in. #102. Believe in monsters. (via glarewolf)
au in which the library of alexandria didn’t burn down